Top Rated Products

Recently Viewed

Contact us

My Cart
$0.00
Three Reasons Why The Grinch HATES Nano Towels

Three Reasons Why The Grinch HATES Nano Towels

He’s a mean one, that Mr. Grinch.

And he hates, hates, HATES Nano Towels®.

How is that possible, you ask?

How can you hate something that saves, money, saves water, saves the environment, and is so stylish?

Well here’s three reasons why.

He’s Green With Envy.

Just like your Christmas wreath, Christmas tree, and Mother Nature herself, the Nano Towel® is green.

But you know who else is green?

The Grinch.

But guess what? The Nano Towel® also comes in stylish gray.

And the Grinch is green with envy

Cindy Lou Loves A Clean House

Many people don’t know this, but Cindy Lou, that little Who girl from Whoville, is actually a clean freak.

Her kitchen, bathroom, garage and attic are spotless.

I mean, you could eat roast beast off of her kitchen floor.

And what is the best way to get a chemical-free, clean home?

Of course, it is the Nano Towel®, which cleans with only water.

The Grinch, on the other hand, lives in his dirty, smelly cave up on snowy Mount Crumpit.

No Nano Towels® there to make it more Christmasy, and hospitable.

Nano = Love

We all know that the Grinch has a heart “two sizes too small.”

Unfortunately for him, Nano Towels® are all about love.

Love of your home.

Love of your family.

Love of the environment.

And keeping them safe.

Maybe, someday, when the Grinch’s small heart grows three sizes, he’ll love the Nano Towel® too.

But, for now, don’t be a Grinch.

Buy a Nano Towel®!!

Merry Christmas.

And thanks again.

Marc.

Brought to you by

– Life Miracle

Home

Leave your thought